Conversation of the week
"The mechanics should offer compelling and tangible benefits to marriage - like access to the spouse's corpse."
The context of this discussion I leave to the imagination of the reader.
posted by Exhibit 9 @ 4:40 AM
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Hey anyone outside of Christian wedlock, or the state sponsored alternative is at risk at not being able to say good bye to their mate...
a corpse is still the girl that you lived with for 15 years and did not marry...
Dear Chris
For the last fifteen years I have been forced to work as an unpaid assistant and whipping boy to the Hat-Taster in Chief. I was forbidden to have contact with any other living creature. Communication was only possible via a small speaker grille inset in the stained green door of my sanctum through which strange buzzing noises would periodically be emitted.
I will not bore you with the details of my escape.
Have you noticed that "Chris_Titan" is "Christian" with an extra T?
Yes, you may be on to something...considering I was just reading that in certain rectangular circles the letter T is considered evil.
I too was once chained to a desk behind a green door...I would tell the debtors to come pay me at such and such address...we were behind the green door.
Only once did someone get the classic porn reference...
If what you say is true you will need a break before we can even think about de-programming.
Go ahead and buy a copy of Poker Without Cards, not fooling...it is antidote to mind control.
I will hallucinate the details of your escape instead...
"Necrophilia is bad, mmmmkay?"
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